OPEN RP // TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

bc i have the worst possible work and sleep schedule to keep attempting to do TFLN and yet my hubris never fades

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TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

webbs

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.

first one to ask is asking for everyone else.

if you DO wanna keep it on the dl, anyhow.

run me through.

[webbs]

so it's kinda like this
you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?

[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -

it's a mess. ]

[ofthegeek]

i don't know anyone who DOESN'T know about the spider-girl situation right now. it's pretty top of the charts.
the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts.
you got some kind of concrete intel on that?

deniabilities

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

serenading is good for any well rounded skill set. you never know when you'll need to break it out of the back pocket.

get ready for the recorder mix of a lifetime.

[deniabilities]

I will eagerly await your amazing recorder playlist. Maybe you can team up with Yanni.

What have you been doing other than starting a musical career?

[ofthegeek]

for the record, yanni's got nothin.

you know me, though. i'm still doing what i do.
a little justice, a little traveling, picking up weird hobbies and mastering them in like twelve hours.
lotta orange soda. maybe i should get on that caffeine sometime. really bulk up my output.

nostabbing

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

Maybe he's just got that social anxiety. Needs the delicate approach. Like cats.

[nostabbing]

Right. Cats. Cats...

Maybe I should've given him a cheeseburger.

[PARKER HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT MEMES AGAIN]

[ofthegeek]

Call it the 'can has cheezburger' play.

[ No one can stop them. A meme lifespan is flash in the pan, but you can't spell classic without 'class'. That's what LOLcats are. Classics. ]

That's not what I meant, though. I mean more like...
Some folks, they get someone in their face going all out, and they're gonna spook. It's how they do. Low confidence, bad past experience, who knows?
They're gonna handle that social currency like a bear trap if they don't have room to warm up to it on their own.

I mean, it would also help if you actually just kept looking at the mark until he noticed you instead of telling him about the staring.
Theoretically.

shinra_dog

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

please check im clusastrophibc brother
claustrophboic
and there's dust in here in my nose ic ant even TYPE

[shinra_dog]

[Some time goes by]

uh well there's good news & bad news

brokeassgoing

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

LEMME JUST GET MY MAP OUT
i dont know! jm in a trunk man
gett someonges ass on the gps

[brokeassgoing]

WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR GPS ON???? CLEARLY SOMEONE HAS A HOTSPOT IF YOU CAN STILL TEXT

outmatch

[ofthegeek]

[ from here ]

Do they got burgers Eliot? Do they got BAGS? They do.
It's menu innovation! We're maximizing potential!
I gotta buy my own fast food chain to make this happen when all the tools we need are right. There. That's a damn crime.

[outmatch]

If you want burgers in a bag you have to order MULTIPLE burgers. You do realize the manager isn't the one in charge of menus, right? Especially at a fast food joint.

You can barely run a restaurant, how do you think you'd handle a chain?

i read 10+ pages of tfln and then didn't use any of it ...

[semicharmed]

[ Okay, so the first time you text someone for help with a problem of religion-based extortion, you should try to frame the issue in a way that promotes understanding and doesn't make you seem weird. ]

So hi, I got your number from someone who said you could help, and

before I go into it

what're your thoughts on demonic possession?

[ Nailed. It. ]

that's a genuine mood

[ofthegeek]

now, my thoughts up front are that my Nana told me never to play around with a ouija board and i believe it was for a damn good reason. take no chances.

my big brain internet research thoughts are that it could be a pretty easy scapegoat back in ye olden days for a whole host of very non satanic psychological and medical issues.

kinda like people who thought their babies got switched out by fairies and whatnot.

so i'll settle on "my thoughts are complicated, but i'm open-minded." we've dabbled in church-based cases from time to time.

h a r d i s o n <3

[semicharmed]

[ That's ... a lot nicer than most people are when Matt tells them anything even slightly adjacent to the infernal or supernal. He wonders for a second if maybe he could just come clean.

But one thing at a time. ]

That's a relief. Though I don't know how church-based this is. Cult-based, maybe?

[ Matt pauses, trying to figure out what to say next. There's too much! He can't sum up. ]

It's a long story. But I think the short version is

people who should be getting their psychological and medical issues treated are listening to a greedy fake exorcist instead

[evite]

if you really loved me, you'd uber eats me cheese fries right now.

[ who needs context ]

[ofthegeek]

oh, i see. you come up into my domain and play emotional games with me.
you're gonna put a price tag on the power of MY heart. MY passion.
or YOUR heart. YOUR passion.
and either way it's 4.99 plus delivery fee plus driver tip.
when you look out the window, are we all just carb dust that has people names?

[evite]

i'd rather be regurgitated carb dust than stardust or some other pretentious pinterest quote
and i would have said you'd bring me cheese fries but we both know whatever nerd robin hood problem you're solving right now is trumping my hunger pangs.

[fiddlier]

i found another chocolate festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!

[ofthegeek]

there's ANOTHER one?
actually, not sure why i'm surprised. chocolate's year-round.
don't go overboard, mama, sugar crash is way worse than any hangover.

[ That is why he simply never leaves a sugar gap in his system. it's gummi frogs and orange soda all the way down.

On the other hand, Parker and don't go overboard... hm, perhaps not. She's a very leap-first, look-later woman. Gorgeous. ]

well maybe just don't stick your head in a chocolate fountain again anyway

[fiddlier]

i found one for every week lets go on a trip do you want to come with me