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hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.
first one to ask is asking for everyone else.
if you DO wanna keep it on the dl, anyhow.
run me through.
hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.
first one to ask is asking for everyone else.
if you DO wanna keep it on the dl, anyhow.
run me through.
[Some time goes by]
uh well there's good news & bad news
uh well there's good news & bad news
Right. Cats. Cats...
Maybe I should've given him a cheeseburger.
[PARKER HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT MEMES AGAIN]
Maybe I should've given him a cheeseburger.
[PARKER HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT MEMES AGAIN]
I will eagerly await your amazing recorder playlist. Maybe you can team up with Yanni.
What have you been doing other than starting a musical career?
What have you been doing other than starting a musical career?
WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR GPS ON???? CLEARLY SOMEONE HAS A HOTSPOT IF YOU CAN STILL TEXTi read 10+ pages of tfln and then didn't use any of it ...
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semicharmed
2021-01-31 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, so the first time you text someone for help with a problem of religion-based extortion, you should try to frame the issue in a way that promotes understanding and doesn't make you seem weird. ]
So hi, I got your number from someone who said you could help, and
before I go into it
what're your thoughts on demonic possession?
[ Nailed. It. ]
So hi, I got your number from someone who said you could help, and
before I go into it
what're your thoughts on demonic possession?
[ Nailed. It. ]
so it's kinda like this
you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?
[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -
it's a mess. ]
you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?
[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -
it's a mess. ]
oh, i see. you come up into my domain and play emotional games with me.
you're gonna put a price tag on the power of MY heart. MY passion.
or YOUR heart. YOUR passion.
and either way it's 4.99 plus delivery fee plus driver tip.
when you look out the window, are we all just carb dust that has people names?
you're gonna put a price tag on the power of MY heart. MY passion.
or YOUR heart. YOUR passion.
and either way it's 4.99 plus delivery fee plus driver tip.
when you look out the window, are we all just carb dust that has people names?
now, my thoughts up front are that my Nana told me never to play around with a ouija board and i believe it was for a damn good reason. take no chances.
my big brain internet research thoughts are that it could be a pretty easy scapegoat back in ye olden days for a whole host of very non satanic psychological and medical issues.
kinda like people who thought their babies got switched out by fairies and whatnot.
so i'll settle on "my thoughts are complicated, but i'm open-minded." we've dabbled in church-based cases from time to time.
my big brain internet research thoughts are that it could be a pretty easy scapegoat back in ye olden days for a whole host of very non satanic psychological and medical issues.
kinda like people who thought their babies got switched out by fairies and whatnot.
so i'll settle on "my thoughts are complicated, but i'm open-minded." we've dabbled in church-based cases from time to time.
i don't know anyone who DOESN'T know about the spider-girl situation right now. it's pretty top of the charts.
the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts.
you got some kind of concrete intel on that?
the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts.
you got some kind of concrete intel on that?
for the record, yanni's got nothin.
you know me, though. i'm still doing what i do.
a little justice, a little traveling, picking up weird hobbies and mastering them in like twelve hours.
lotta orange soda. maybe i should get on that caffeine sometime. really bulk up my output.
you know me, though. i'm still doing what i do.
a little justice, a little traveling, picking up weird hobbies and mastering them in like twelve hours.
lotta orange soda. maybe i should get on that caffeine sometime. really bulk up my output.
Call it the 'can has cheezburger' play.
[ No one can stop them. A meme lifespan is flash in the pan, but you can't spell classic without 'class'. That's what LOLcats are. Classics. ]
That's not what I meant, though. I mean more like...
Some folks, they get someone in their face going all out, and they're gonna spook. It's how they do. Low confidence, bad past experience, who knows?
They're gonna handle that social currency like a bear trap if they don't have room to warm up to it on their own.
I mean, it would also help if you actually just kept looking at the mark until he noticed you instead of telling him about the staring.
Theoretically.
[ No one can stop them. A meme lifespan is flash in the pan, but you can't spell classic without 'class'. That's what LOLcats are. Classics. ]
That's not what I meant, though. I mean more like...
Some folks, they get someone in their face going all out, and they're gonna spook. It's how they do. Low confidence, bad past experience, who knows?
They're gonna handle that social currency like a bear trap if they don't have room to warm up to it on their own.
I mean, it would also help if you actually just kept looking at the mark until he noticed you instead of telling him about the staring.
Theoretically.
My boss installed a gourmet coffeemaker in our office, so I have zero room to talk.
You still working with the same people or...?
You still working with the same people or...?
yeah
how about 'i didnt do it?'
[ attached image: the one and only spider-girl, mask up, flashing a peace sign, clearly on top of the empire state building, with new york stretching out behind her. ]
mysterio was a fraud
not a traveler from another dimension just a butthurt stark industries employee
i've got a couple of the busted drones he used
but my hacking skills aren't the best
so, uh
help me obi wan kenobi and all that
how about 'i didnt do it?'
[ attached image: the one and only spider-girl, mask up, flashing a peace sign, clearly on top of the empire state building, with new york stretching out behind her. ]
mysterio was a fraud
not a traveler from another dimension just a butthurt stark industries employee
i've got a couple of the busted drones he used
but my hacking skills aren't the best
so, uh
help me obi wan kenobi and all that
DONT PAY FOR IT I DONT CARE!! ITS NOT MY CAR!!! JUST GET OUT OF THERE AND COME GET MEEEEyeah u probably do
the good news is that my trunk is surprisingly clean! didn't expect that at all. i mean, i AM thorough anyway, and we got People for all the extra hair and blood etc...
o but yeah ur not there
the good news is that my trunk is surprisingly clean! didn't expect that at all. i mean, i AM thorough anyway, and we got People for all the extra hair and blood etc...
o but yeah ur not there
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