hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.
so it's kinda like this you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?
[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -
i don't know anyone who DOESN'T know about the spider-girl situation right now. it's pretty top of the charts. the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts. you got some kind of concrete intel on that?
[ attached image: the one and only spider-girl, mask up, flashing a peace sign, clearly on top of the empire state building, with new york stretching out behind her. ]
mysterio was a fraud not a traveler from another dimension just a butthurt stark industries employee i've got a couple of the busted drones he used but my hacking skills aren't the best
first and foremost, i am personally a huge fan of your work and it's an honor i'd say job accepted and no questions asked, but this line of work usually comes with questions. what i'm gonna give you is 100% good faith though. i'mma trust in the force on this one.
so yeah, i can probably dig through a busted drone or two and see where it lands us. hell, i could probably get you his bank account with enough time. stark industries employee and "off-grid" don't go together.
second and nextmost, please tell me we can make this handoff somewhere second story or lower. if not, my girl loves jumping off a skyscraper, but i will NOT be up there for it. man can only take so many shoves off of things.
that means a lot, thanks but i'm just trying to help
[ though she had been worrying a little about where this guy was going to fall on the whole 'spider-menace' thing, so it's honestly a relief. ]
i mean he also invented the barf thing and organized all of the elemental attacks so i wouldn't be surprised if it was harder than just tracing some accounts but if you can
and yeah, sure i'm equal opportunity skyscrapers and fire escapes and alleyways alike
ay, i'm the best at what i do. and the best at some things that i have to learn on the fly, turns out.
6 impossible things before breakfast territory.
we're gonna need those drones for sure. and like, any intel you got in general. i dunno if you keep spider files or anything but the more angles my team has, the better. anything like that. i'm not the mastermind, yeah? i'm more tech support.
oh don't get me wrong. backbone of society right here. picking up new knowledge on the daily.
in fact, a name is like a magic bean designed specially to grow me a knowledge beanstalk. he's out there using his real name, i'll get all the way down to his netflix watchlist eventually. if he peed his pants at a fourth-grade soccer game, i'll know about it. or i got facial recognition, buncha database access, whatever.
unless you're looking to turn in a less-than-legally-operating crew after this, in which case i see nothing and know nothing and comedy just happens to be my true calling ;)
and its fine lol i mean the murder and conspiracy accusations are all bs but the b&e is technically true i guess? you do your robin hood thing, old talking fox guy
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hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.
first one to ask is asking for everyone else.
if you DO wanna keep it on the dl, anyhow.
run me through.
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you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?
[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -
it's a mess. ]
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the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts.
you got some kind of concrete intel on that?
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how about 'i didnt do it?'
[ attached image: the one and only spider-girl, mask up, flashing a peace sign, clearly on top of the empire state building, with new york stretching out behind her. ]
mysterio was a fraud
not a traveler from another dimension just a butthurt stark industries employee
i've got a couple of the busted drones he used
but my hacking skills aren't the best
so, uh
help me obi wan kenobi and all that
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okay ]
first and foremost, i am personally a huge fan of your work and it's an honor
i'd say job accepted and no questions asked, but this line of work usually comes with questions.
what i'm gonna give you is 100% good faith though. i'mma trust in the force on this one.
so yeah, i can probably dig through a busted drone or two and see where it lands us.
hell, i could probably get you his bank account with enough time. stark industries employee and "off-grid" don't go together.
second and nextmost, please tell me we can make this handoff somewhere second story or lower.
if not, my girl loves jumping off a skyscraper, but i will NOT be up there for it.
man can only take so many shoves off of things.
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but i'm just trying to help
[ though she had been worrying a little about where this guy was going to fall on the whole 'spider-menace' thing, so it's honestly a relief. ]
i mean he also invented the barf thing and organized all of the elemental attacks
so i wouldn't be surprised if it was harder than just tracing some accounts but if you can
and yeah, sure
i'm equal opportunity
skyscrapers and fire escapes and alleyways alike
what do you need from me?
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6 impossible things before breakfast territory.
we're gonna need those drones for sure. and like, any intel you got in general.
i dunno if you keep spider files or anything but the more angles my team has, the better. anything like that.
i'm not the mastermind, yeah? i'm more tech support.
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i wouldn't get anywhere without tech support
[ even though hers is an AI, her best friend, and until recently, tony stark himself. little bit different. ]
i mean guess i can write something down?
but i don't have like a dossier or anything
oh wait
quentin beck
thats his name
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in fact, a name is like a magic bean designed specially to grow me a knowledge beanstalk.
he's out there using his real name, i'll get all the way down to his netflix watchlist eventually.
if he peed his pants at a fourth-grade soccer game, i'll know about it.
or i got facial recognition, buncha database access, whatever.
unless you're looking to turn in a less-than-legally-operating crew after this, in which case i see nothing and know nothing and comedy just happens to be my true calling ;)
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its like
a nerd's world, or something
cool keep me in the loop
and its fine lol
i mean the murder and conspiracy accusations are all bs
but the b&e is technically true i guess?
you do your robin hood thing, old talking fox guy