OPEN RP // TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

bc i have the worst possible work and sleep schedule to keep attempting to do TFLN and yet my hubris never fades

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TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

webbs

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

hey, when it comes to sticking it to the man, we're all friends. and seeing how we don't have any jobs going right now, you're probably gonna be the first one asking about whatever you're asking.

first one to ask is asking for everyone else.

if you DO wanna keep it on the dl, anyhow.

run me through.

[webbs]

so it's kinda like this
you know the whole spider-girl situation going right now?

[ allegedly a murderer and/or the orchestrator of a drone attack in london. there's chatter on the net that she's this teenager named penny parker, but nobody's been able to say for certain. new york's all up in arms, with something like half its citizens saying that there's no way it can be true, and the rest calling her a menace, and nobody can agree on if the supposed 'real face of the hero' is authentic or not, and -

it's a mess. ]

[ofthegeek]

i don't know anyone who DOESN'T know about the spider-girl situation right now. it's pretty top of the charts.
the muddy, divisive, "no one taking any angle seems to know what the hell they're talking about but they want those ratings" charts.
you got some kind of concrete intel on that?

[webbs]

yeah
how about 'i didnt do it?'

[ attached image: the one and only spider-girl, mask up, flashing a peace sign, clearly on top of the empire state building, with new york stretching out behind her. ]

mysterio was a fraud
not a traveler from another dimension just a butthurt stark industries employee
i've got a couple of the busted drones he used
but my hacking skills aren't the best

so, uh
help me obi wan kenobi and all that

[ofthegeek]

[ PLEASE HOLD

okay ]

first and foremost, i am personally a huge fan of your work and it's an honor
i'd say job accepted and no questions asked, but this line of work usually comes with questions.
what i'm gonna give you is 100% good faith though. i'mma trust in the force on this one.

so yeah, i can probably dig through a busted drone or two and see where it lands us.
hell, i could probably get you his bank account with enough time. stark industries employee and "off-grid" don't go together.

second and nextmost, please tell me we can make this handoff somewhere second story or lower.
if not, my girl loves jumping off a skyscraper, but i will NOT be up there for it.
man can only take so many shoves off of things.

deniabilities

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

serenading is good for any well rounded skill set. you never know when you'll need to break it out of the back pocket.

get ready for the recorder mix of a lifetime.

[deniabilities]

I will eagerly await your amazing recorder playlist. Maybe you can team up with Yanni.

What have you been doing other than starting a musical career?

[ofthegeek]

for the record, yanni's got nothin.

you know me, though. i'm still doing what i do.
a little justice, a little traveling, picking up weird hobbies and mastering them in like twelve hours.
lotta orange soda. maybe i should get on that caffeine sometime. really bulk up my output.

[deniabilities]

My boss installed a gourmet coffeemaker in our office, so I have zero room to talk.

You still working with the same people or...?

nostabbing

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

Maybe he's just got that social anxiety. Needs the delicate approach. Like cats.

[nostabbing]

Right. Cats. Cats...

Maybe I should've given him a cheeseburger.

[PARKER HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT MEMES AGAIN]

[ofthegeek]

Call it the 'can has cheezburger' play.

[ No one can stop them. A meme lifespan is flash in the pan, but you can't spell classic without 'class'. That's what LOLcats are. Classics. ]

That's not what I meant, though. I mean more like...
Some folks, they get someone in their face going all out, and they're gonna spook. It's how they do. Low confidence, bad past experience, who knows?
They're gonna handle that social currency like a bear trap if they don't have room to warm up to it on their own.

I mean, it would also help if you actually just kept looking at the mark until he noticed you instead of telling him about the staring.
Theoretically.

shinra_dog

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

please check im clusastrophibc brother
claustrophboic
and there's dust in here in my nose ic ant even TYPE

[shinra_dog]

[Some time goes by]

uh well there's good news & bad news

[ofthegeek]

i feel like i know the bad news already but go on

[ He had his capacity to type after all. The power was inside of him all along. ]

[shinra_dog]

yeah u probably do

the good news is that my trunk is surprisingly clean! didn't expect that at all. i mean, i AM thorough anyway, and we got People for all the extra hair and blood etc...

o but yeah ur not there

brokeassgoing

[ofthegeek]

[ from ]

LEMME JUST GET MY MAP OUT
i dont know! jm in a trunk man
gett someonges ass on the gps

[brokeassgoing]

WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR GPS ON???? CLEARLY SOMEONE HAS A HOTSPOT IF YOU CAN STILL TEXT

[ofthegeek]

i get this going and i expect a rescue doubletime
don't play with me, i expect the full fury of rescuing a claustrophobic man from a trunk
i'm kicking out a tail light and im not paying for it
like a real criminal

[brokeassgoing]

DONT PAY FOR IT I DONT CARE!! ITS NOT MY CAR!!! JUST GET OUT OF THERE AND COME GET MEEEE

outmatch

[ofthegeek]

[ from here ]

Do they got burgers Eliot? Do they got BAGS? They do.
It's menu innovation! We're maximizing potential!
I gotta buy my own fast food chain to make this happen when all the tools we need are right. There. That's a damn crime.

[outmatch]

If you want burgers in a bag you have to order MULTIPLE burgers. You do realize the manager isn't the one in charge of menus, right? Especially at a fast food joint.

You can barely run a restaurant, how do you think you'd handle a chain?

[ofthegeek]

[ Step one: the distinctive pause of someone spitefully ordering learning materiel for handling chain restaurants just to absorb it, do it, and then hand it off to some qualified individual after a couple of weeks when he's gotten what he wants out of it.

Which, whatever. They'll probably need that info for a job eventually. He'll pre-make the educational flash cards.

Step two: ]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I'm gonna build an Eliot 2000 to fill the gaps in my emotional support network.

[outmatch]

[ maybe eliot wanted hardison to learn more about how speaking to managers actually works :) so that he wouldn't pester the poor woman at mcdonald's :) ]

Yeah? Well I got a bad feeling about this.

Better make it a higher number, 2000 seems weak for a robot.