OPEN RP // TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

bc i have the worst possible work and sleep schedule to keep attempting to do TFLN and yet my hubris never fades

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[brokeassgoing]

WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR GPS ON???? CLEARLY SOMEONE HAS A HOTSPOT IF YOU CAN STILL TEXT

[ofthegeek]

i get this going and i expect a rescue doubletime
don't play with me, i expect the full fury of rescuing a claustrophobic man from a trunk
i'm kicking out a tail light and im not paying for it
like a real criminal

[brokeassgoing]

DONT PAY FOR IT I DONT CARE!! ITS NOT MY CAR!!! JUST GET OUT OF THERE AND COME GET MEEEE

[ofthegeek]

IS GOLDFINGER LOWERING YOU INTO A SHARK TANK?
YOU AT A LUMBER MILL ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS SAWED IN HALF?
cause for that kind of demanding language you better be
whos locked into something here huh? last time i checked its me!
ill deal with your situationw hen i figure out mine

[brokeassgoing]

HES ABOUT TO!! IM TOO HOT TO BE A BOND GIRL!!!!
IM TRYNNA MOTIVATE YOU, MAN!!!

[ofthegeek]

when i get done hacking this car's system and popping the trunk and gps tracking you i'm changing your netflix password
you're about to be walking the widows wharf waiting for your queue to return from the war man

[brokeassgoing]

THATS FINE BC IT'S NOT EVEN MINE JOKES ON YOU
PLEASE PLEASE I TRIED DUDE I TRIED

[ofthegeek]

i can't even judge you for that because i pirate everything anyway.
low effort ass backup, that's what you are.
bright side is there weren't any dudes with guns waiting for me in the fresh air
i live to breathe again

[brokeassgoing]

you really cut me deep man
i dunno if our friendship will ever be the same...

[ofthegeek]

haha yeah, valid
wanna get some pizza though?
something about being in a trunk made me think of pizza.

[brokeassgoing]

dude hell yeah that sounds good
we need it for the trauma

[ofthegeek]

it's science.
and if it's not science, i've got a phone. i can MAKE it peer-reviewed fact in like half an hour.

[brokeassgoing]

#blessed #science