OPEN RP // TFLN OVERFLOW

[ofthegeek]

bc i have the worst possible work and sleep schedule to keep attempting to do TFLN and yet my hubris never fades

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[ofthegeek]

[ Step one: the distinctive pause of someone spitefully ordering learning materiel for handling chain restaurants just to absorb it, do it, and then hand it off to some qualified individual after a couple of weeks when he's gotten what he wants out of it.

Which, whatever. They'll probably need that info for a job eventually. He'll pre-make the educational flash cards.

Step two: ]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I'm gonna build an Eliot 2000 to fill the gaps in my emotional support network.

[outmatch]

[ maybe eliot wanted hardison to learn more about how speaking to managers actually works :) so that he wouldn't pester the poor woman at mcdonald's :) ]

Yeah? Well I got a bad feeling about this.

Better make it a higher number, 2000 seems weak for a robot.

[ofthegeek]

[ Hm. No, no that can't be right. Sounds fake. ]

;]

Parker 2000 disagrees but suggestion taken. Wanna go different?

Eliot X?

[outmatch]

[ there's a bit of a gap before it comes in. ]

Eliot X.

[ not because it sounds COOL or MYSTERIOUS obviously. ]

[ofthegeek]

In SO many ways this is why we need Eliot X. For moral support. For clear communication about ideas. A robot designed to live up to the 'Eliot' and 'X' standard.

[ Local man picked 2 incredibly cagey cats in human bodies to be his Favorites, must nonetheless strive to annoy them because he is secretly a third cat in a human body. ]

Eliot 2000 could be 5 knives on a roomba though

[outmatch]

Is it gonna talk?

Make it six knives and I'll consider it.

[ofthegeek]

Nah I'm just gonna be in tune with it. Me and Eliot X, thick as thieves man.

Six knives but the sixth one is a steak knife.

[outmatch]

You figure out how to talk to robots now?

I'll allow it.

[ofthegeek]

The ones I build? Yeah. I'm up in that circuitry. All the code. I make the language, I don't gotta learn it. J.R.R. Tolkien style.

Learning to speak you and Parker is a way steeper learning curve, man. Like ongoing. Robot language is cake compared to that.

[outmatch]

You didn't invent computer code.

Parker's language is in a league of it's own.