hey there's no bits squishier than a man's stomach. emotionally. and nauseously. i am DELICATE. but also very attractive and strong and cool. i contain multitudes, which my stomach will not if i'm in paris taking a fresh zipline down a couple dozen stories.
heading your way in a minute. ooh damn he does like that fancy chocolate too. sharp eyes, babe. we can hook him UP.
[ what if... we held hands at the chocolate festival.... and then took some fancy pink chocolate home to watch Eliot get all happy about it and maybe it serves double purposes because one of us deliberately annoyed him earlier, not naming names...
and we were both criminals. ]
i think there's a lot of power in the prospect of a leverage world chocolate tour.
tell you what, this week i'm gonna set aside time and start working up some pre-lined purse options. none of that lunchbox foil stuff. high-class take it to a black tie event for a job and steal the shrimp while you're there stuff.
you've got some time to think about specs you want included, you know i got you.
[ she does know he is not being literal because she's slowly gaining a degree in hardison-ism, but she also knows the smile he will crack reading about her very strong hands and just thinking about it makes her feel warm and fuzzy. ]
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last time it was your squishy manly bits now its your stomach
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there's no bits squishier than a man's stomach. emotionally.
and nauseously.
i am DELICATE.
but also very attractive and strong and cool.
i contain multitudes, which my stomach will not if i'm in paris taking a fresh zipline down a couple dozen stories.
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still terrifying, but it keeps the chocolate from making a reunion tour.
which is a real concern for us non acrobats. 🤢
i'd appreciate the compromise.
[ ooh, he loves her so much it is organically sickening. rip hardison. ]
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ooh damn he does like that fancy chocolate too. sharp eyes, babe.
we can hook him UP.
[ what if... we held hands at the chocolate festival.... and then took some fancy pink chocolate home to watch Eliot get all happy about it and maybe it serves double purposes because one of us deliberately annoyed him earlier, not naming names...
and we were both criminals. ]
i think there's a lot of power in the prospect of a leverage world chocolate tour.
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[ sometimes they make her get receipts and she does not like it! ]
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i WILL bring you a purse so you can hoard more free samples after you hit the per-customer limits, though.
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one of the fancy sophie purses???????????????????
"we spilled chocolate in ur valentino bag"
because sophie is more powerful than any of us.
[ so yeah probably. ]
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bring a ziplock we can line the lining
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tell you what, this week i'm gonna set aside time and start working up some pre-lined purse options. none of that lunchbox foil stuff. high-class take it to a black tie event for a job and steal the shrimp while you're there stuff.
you've got some time to think about specs you want included, you know i got you.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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that's like the tallest building in the world, woman!
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is that a yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss??????????????????????????????????
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i want that made clear right now.
aquarium. butterfly garden. kite beach. shopping malls. knickknacks. hand holding welcomed but optional.
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why isnt handholding required i would like it to be
there are beaches for kites?
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i will absolutely bump it up to a requirement for you.
[ as long as he knows that she knows she's got the option, he's always down.]
and there are! like a beach specifically to go fly kites without tripping over a bunch of sunbathers and sandcastles.
i bet i can build us some battle kites to duel.
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[ she does know he is not being literal because she's slowly gaining a degree in hardison-ism, but she also knows the smile he will crack reading about her very strong hands and just thinking about it makes her feel warm and fuzzy. ]
can you make a battle kite for hardy too?
and a spare for eliot
the way they invented being cute and in love...
still don't see how hardy is better than parker 2000. she can moonlight as an automated kite fighting device though.
wanna bet eliot's got extremely strong opinions on the best wax to use for kite string?
imagine being that powerful
[ also she sends a blurry picture of a chocolate fountain
oh no ]
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i think i need a new phone
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